Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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