I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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