i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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