I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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