When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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