Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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