U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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