butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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