We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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