i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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