Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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