I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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