you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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