butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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