Already got asked if we're dating
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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