Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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