I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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