You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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