Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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