You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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