ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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