We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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