To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Can I color on your dick again?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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