You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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