And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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