Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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