There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
