That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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