How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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