I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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