Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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