I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
do herpes really smell.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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