time to smoke my breakfast
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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