love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
