my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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