I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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