She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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