halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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