I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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