It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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