i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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