You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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