Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Someone signed my nipple.
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