Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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