Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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