it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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