NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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