so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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