When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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