Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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